Now I Know My ABC's...

Eh. Bee. See. Dee. Ee. Eff. Gee. Eche. Eye. Jay. Kay. El. Em. En. Oh. Pee. Cue. Are. Es. Tee. You. Vee. Double-You. Ex. Why. Zee.

And thus we see that “e” is the most common letter in the alphabet.

May I Have A Word With You Time?...

For the love of Pete, Time, when I'm in a big hurry in the morning you don't have to try to keep up with me!

Thank you.

Another Curse...

Every time I eat at Subway and get a foot long the first half always tastes better than the second.

Shirt Tags...

Who thought that putting rough, hard, irritating tags on the back of shirts was a good idea?

I will so bop them on the head.

Maybe.

Or I'll just keep cutting off those kind of tags and not worry about it.

Chess The Musical...

I'm about 90% convinced that Chess the Musical was written by way of a dare. I honestly don't believe anyone likes chess so much that they would write a whole musical about it.

At least it has some cool songs, right? Right!

This Morning While Eating Breakfast...

I was eating some Raisin Bran Crunch this morning and in my head I was playing out an absolutely lame commercial where some guy was talking about how much better Raisin Bran Crunch was compared to regular Raisin Bran.

I'll let you know right now-- that commercial would be super lame.

Dreams...

So, sometimes I have pretty unique dreams and I'm just wondering if anyone else has ever had a dream:

• that you aren't even in, nor do you know anyone else
• that is essentially a movie (including an opening credits sequence) and you're just watching it
• where your subconscious instantly comes up with an entire book, movie or song that you have seen/heard before that doesn't really exist
• that has made you feel actual pain (I got shot with an arrow in a Hunger Games dream)
• where you are watching yourself (as in, you are not seeing what's going on from your own eyes).

Just curious.